Un tal Jaume

Estudiante de Periodismo. Dentro de un gran proyecto, diario El Prisma. He abierto este blog, no por que me lo pidan para una asignatura, no por que sea una parte importante de la nota, no por que no haya alternativa, lo he abierto por que nunca está de más abrir un séptimo blog en época de exámenes.
La única pretensión de este blog es demostrar que existen una serie de fuerzas oscuras que se las ingenian para que los estudiantes de la UAO, en especial los de Diseño Gráfico, lleguemos tarde a clase. A lo largo de todo el blog iremos descubriendo cuales son y en que consisten estas fuerzas oscuras que nos impiden nuestro acometido, no tener faltas de asistencia.

Os adjunto a continuación la lista de mis blogs, por si alguien se aburre y les quiere echar un vistazo:

http://pasabapormicabeza.blogspot.com.es/

https://vacilandoalamuerte.blogspot.com.es

https://oratoriayperiodismo.blogspot.com.es

https://12meses12erratas.blogspot.com.es

https://jaumevivesvives.blogspot.com.es

https://cocinoergosum.wordpress.com

Conspiracy Theory

Today we wanted to do a research exercise and we asked the students if they have ever been late for Graphic Design class. 

Then we asked if they believe that everything is part of a conspiracy.

We must recognize that the result did not surprise us.

La democracia mata

Nothing like an election to explain the traffic density in Barcelona. The weeks following the elections are harmful to the streets of the city. Whoever wins, mass hysteria seizes society. People are afraid, feel insecure, and public transport leaves to hang on to his private car. It may seem disjointed, but there are several studies that demustran that relationship.
In this election was joined spectacular fall further than anyone had expected CiU.
This year it is estimated that 300 people died of myocardial know the results of CiU and SI. 77.6% of the dead were residents of Sarria. On Monday morning, 50.4% of the dead were buried in the cemetery of Sant Gervasi.
Still there are those who do not see the relationship between elections and why the next day we were late to class?

Policiais Bon Voyage, o Brasil aguarda

It is easy to see after a glance that far surpasses Brazil the number of murders over China and Canada. This is a fact that may seem unrelated to the traffic that builds up in the morning round. Well, it turns out that Brazil wants to increase its staff of police and hire 20,000 police worldwide. 8,000 in Colombia, 2,000 in London, 1,000 of Andorra and Barcelona 9000. The only condition is that the cops learn Portuguese.
And lucky for some and unfortunately for others, a Portuguese girl has offered to give free classes in their Idoma floor just beside the University Abat Oliba.

Now we have another reason why every morning collapses Round. Thousands of police Catalans want to learn Portuguese to emigrate.

Policiais Bon Voyage, o Brasil aguarda

The enigma of the planes

Continuing the storyline of our blog, today we'll talk about the planes in Chicago. Something funny happens, and is that a huge proportion of seats on each flight are empty.

So at first glance this may seem unrelated to the topic of the blog, traffic and how it affects not arrive late or graphic design classes. It is apparent that this will unnecessarily increase the number of flights from Chicago to Barcelona, yet it generates more air traffic in the city.

By not concentrating flight hours and maximize the space on each plane, is generated not only air traffic, road also, it might be dispensable, and this increase in road traffic affects the Ronda de Dalt, producing agglomerations delaying arrival to class at 9 am.

Continue to investigate the reasons why students are late to class!

COWTAMINATION

Pollutes the same cow than a car. Perhaps it would be important to start putting efforts in getting cows more efficient and less polluting. 

After several studies, researchers have concluded that the excessive consumption of meat mobility hinders humans. That's why after copious dinner, roads are jammed in the mornings.

An estimated total of 3,000,000 students are late to school every day because of excessive consumption of meat from the people of his district.